Destined to be compared to The Simpsons (a comic genious in its own right), this adults-only animated satire is set around the lives of a very dysfunctional Rhode Island family. (Mature content).

Stewie: [addressing a prostitute] So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

Lois: You're drunk again.
Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.

Stewie: Hey, Mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.

Meg: Mom guess what! I made the Flag Girl squad
Stewie: Flag Girl? Ummmm, yes good for you... Now you can be somewhere else when the boys don't call!

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

Peter: Today, my vision for our future comes true: 'a chicken in every pot and a cap in every ass'.