An unfortunately short-lived (November 21-December 21, 2001) comic-book based comedy, The Tick, much like the title character,  was apparently misunderstood and was cancelled after only 9 episodes.

"Give up that bitter black urine men call coffee. Ahh. Java devil, you are now my bitch." [The Tick addressing an inanimate coffee machine]
"Everything dies.......even potatoes"
"You're on a first name basis with lucidity, little friend. I have to call it 'mister' lucidity... and that's no good in a pinch."
"Another urban myth dispelled... ninjas don't bounce"
"Well, I judge him, and find him funny"